Boot 'n Paddle - April 11, 2008

Yesterday I got so excited that a person standing next to me exploded. That got me even more excited! Right now, thinking about that person’s explosion, I am getting so excited that I need to scream! Now everyone down the hall is getting excited. Madison is so excited that she just put her head in the sleeve of her sweatshirt and is stomping around like an elephant. She’s yelling, “Your community-based consersvation won’t hold me down!” Brent just lit his computer on fire he’s so excited. Glen just got so excited that he has hives; he’s rubbing his body on the carpet to ease the itching but his face is really showing some excitement. Brit is searching the Internet for palindromes and screaming them at the top of her lungs. “No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention! Rats live on no evil star!” She’s getting really excited. “Straw? No, too stupid a fad: I put soot on warts!” Ace won’t stop wiggling. He just fell off his bed and is madly wiggling on the carpet next to his roommate, Glen. I’ve never seen two people so excited! Justine is standing inside her room with both hands on her door handle repeatedly pretending to slam the door shut but then stopping an inch from the impact saying, “Whoa, that was close!” Cameron is so excited that he is coloring all of his clothes solid black with a sharpie. Dakota is tonguing the air like a lizard. June is smashing ice on the floor of her room yelling, “It’s snowing!” Kiren and Rick are so excited that they decided to order ten subscriptions to a science fiction book of the month club. Now, they’re even more excited. Ricky is biting his lip to hold in his shrieks of delight and Kiren is shaking Rick by his shoulders yelling, “Do you realize what we have just done, my friend?!” Ariel just passed out she’s so excited. Parker’s mouth is wide open, her entire face aching to scream, but no sound will come out. She’s that excited! Sam is eating all of the T-shirts that Cameron is coloring black, forcing Cameron to color more. They’re both getting really excited.   Ariel just came to and is screaming, “The President needs to know about this!” over and over again. Theo is sitting at his desk nodding his head up and down and occasionally slapping himself. Megan’s ears are bleeding she’s so excited. Perry is standing in front of the mirror yipping and saluting himself. Elsie is so excited that she is putting on all of her roommate’s clothes on top of one another. “Nope, not there yet!” she just yelled. And its all got me thinking, isn’t it nice that I know everyone’s name?